Drinking old cheap bottles of wine.

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→ 31 May 12 at 10 pm (Source: devilinhighheels, via liveforeverwithyou)

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→ 31 May 12 at 10 pm (Source: 500daysofbac0n, via w0-nder)

here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe

(Source: rural-juror, via swagicmushrooms)

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→ 31 May 12 at 3 pm pinupmadness:

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(Source: heroi-bipolar)

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→ 31 May 12 at 3 pm

me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*

me: apparently yes

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→ 31 May 12 at 3 pm (Source: yatheoc, via fairytale-delusions)

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→ 31 May 12 at 3 pm (Source: relaxdanceflirtwonder, via borntokickass)

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→ 31 May 12 at 1 am (Source: portamental, via thisiscaptain)

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→ 31 May 12 at 12 am bucket-o-magikarp:

karkatscommunistbutthole:

monicle-lewinsky:

i’m a little teapot

short and stout

heir ist mein handle

heir ist mein spout

when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout

open ze oven and take zem out!

i am going to hell

fuCK HOW IRONI C IS THIS GOING TO SHOW UP O N MY DASH

I CANT STOP LAUGHING HOLY SHIT

(via paulisinyourpants)

bucket-o-magikarp:

karkatscommunistbutthole:

monicle-lewinsky:

i’m a little teapot
short and stout
heir ist mein handle
heir ist mein spout
when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout
open ze oven and take zem out!

i am going to hell

fuCK HOW IRONI C IS THIS GOING TO SHOW UP O N MY DASH
I CANT STOP LAUGHING HOLY SHIT

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→ 31 May 12 at 12 am

Class is too quiet

Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.